Gifts

Gifts
On the anniversary of his birth, devotees of a certain yogi asked what gifts they might bring.
The yogi replied “I wish no gifts, only presence”

–previous in Yoga.com

Meditation

Meditation
Two good old friends were meeting. “How are you and your family?” asks the one. “Oh we’re all fine”. The other one answers, “We’re all healthy and have work to earn our lives. But how ’bout your son?? is he still workless??” “Not at all”, the first one answers, “He’s doing meditation now.” “Meditation? What’s this? What is he doing?” “I don’t know it exactly,” the first one answers again, “But I’m sure it’s better than just sitting down and doing nothing!”

via @ Lucid Dreams

The Lone Bat

The Lone Bat
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: “What’s wrong with you? What are you doing down there?” And the fellow shouts back: “Yoga!”

via @ Lucid Dreams

Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?

Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
A. Make me one with everything!

After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The
man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change.”
The vendor replied, “O, one with everything, change comes from within.”