Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?

Q. What did the yogi say to the sandwich vendor at the ball game?
A. Make me one with everything!

After the man received his sandwich, he gave the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor just smiled. The
man, infuriated, demanded, “Where is my change.”
The vendor replied, “O, one with everything, change comes from within.”